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Viking-derby coming up!

Forget about El Classico, Merseyside, Old Firm and Super Classico! Next weekend brings you perhaps the biggest derby in history when Shanghai Sexy Vikings host the game between them and Shanghai Vikings. For the first time since the Viking Cup

Beijing Vikings in contractual misunderstanding!

Whether it’s a contractual misunderstanding from the Beijing Vikings senior management or just a young intern in their SoMe-department, either situations are unclear. Nevertheless, Beijing Vikings are jeopardizing their relations with their Mother Club, Shanghai Vikings. Based on the Beijing

Shanghai Vikings allows feeder club to borrow injured player during VC!

Jeppe Carøe Andersen was just brought back to Shanghai after being rented out in late fall to Hornbæk SF, as he couldn’t make it on the first team in Shanghai Vikings. Now he seems to be on the train to

Shanghai Vikings in sensational transfer ahead of Viking Cup

Taribo in 1-on-1 with Brian Laudrup in '98

The former Nigerian national team defender, Taribo West, is back for his revenge after the tragic 1-4 defeat against Denmark. Shanghai Vikings set a new record for attendees at a press conference, as they were about to deliver some truly

SVPD (Shanghai Vikings Police Department) to tighten their grip on team laws!

Earlier today SVPD announced that they will start enforcing their infamous laws again. Poor behaviour will be punished relentlessly by the new “good cop, bad cop” duo. It is not exactly clear what sort of behaviour has let the management

Should Latino Luiz go to rehab?

Can Coach Henrik keep accepting that Latino Luiz doesn’t show up for games, while still being seen out partying multiple times? In a brand new survey, made by this media house in the Shanghai Vikings Ultras, 86% answered that they

Sensational Transfer Window for Shanghai Vikings!

The door was almost never closed, when there was a line for signing new contracts with Shanghai Vikings this summer. Coach Henrik, Captain Gustav and Shanghai Vikings Ultras never stopped celebrating. CFO Borys “Blackcat” Priadko on the other hand, had

Shanghai Vikings to give debut to at least 5 players in season opener.

Shanghai Vikings open the season against the disciplined Japanese and coach Henrik revealed that at least 5 new signings will get their debuts in the starting 11.  The squad for the opening game contained some of the usual suspects –

Shanghai Vikings signs historic sponsorship deal with ECCO

After tough negotiations between sponsorship mogul Gustav Warfving and ECCO representative Rasmus Kragh, the Danish shoe manufacture has decided to sign a historic sponsorship deal. After years of flirting with each other, it was a huge relief for Shanghai Vikings

Transfer rumour: Swedish playboy seen in Helsingborg, Sweden.

With only 5 days until the transfer window closes, speculation has grown fast as the Swedish playboy Gustav Warfving posted a picture of him in an open top  car. Gustav posted the picture on his Wechat moments – an app

Shanghai Vikings Player with Alcohol struggles?

Already before the 17/18 season finished rumours started to spread about heavy alcohol intake from the German winger who was injured for the majority of last season. Coincidence? After a long season for the Shanghai Vikings in general, with very

Denmark’s World Cup Shirts Finally Revealed

 After people have held their collective breath for a long time, the official world cup shirt was revealed by the Latino fashion icon Luiz Loures.  A huge press corpse, along with fashion icons of Shanghai, showed up to what have

Denmark caught trying to “do a Qatar” only 2 weeks before the World Cup!

Shortly before the 7 a-side World Cup, Denmark has given passport to numerous football players from all over the world. Yesterday, when national coach Martin Lambertsen announced his squad for the upcoming World Cup, the list was mostly full of

Elitist media once again proves their total lack of realism!

In the past few years we have seen how little value polls have in modern journalism. Brexit, Trump and now the polls regarding a HELMET. Meanwhile the ignorant media, completely out of touch with normal people, of Singapore was bashing

Fashion bash on Shanghai Vikings

Only the girliest club in Asia can care more about fashion than football – so it’s no surprise that Singapore Vikings put up a vote regarding hats. (IT’S A F*****G HELMET) Classically, when people have nothing to say – they

Private details from Shanghai Vikings players leaked

Only a short time after Sweden publically gave up on their American backed (some say pressured) mission of jailing whistleblower and sex pest Julian Assange attacks on the privacy of Shanghai Vikings players has occurred – coincidence…?  It seemed to

New player sent out on loan to feeder club.

Though Lars Algayer on deadline day signed a contract with Shanghai Vikings, he’s already on his way back to the feeder club. At least for a short while. In a press release from Shanghai Vikings you could read that it

Where are the Shanghai Vikings?

Rumours have started to spread around Asia, as the Shanghai Vikings haven’t been seen at their training facilities for almost a month. Scouts from all the other Viking clubs in Asia and Copenhagen have, as preparation for the soon to

Shanghai Vikings sign another talent from feeder club on deadline day.

On a day where Arsenal broke their own transfer record and the Danish Superliga could note down their largest transfer fee, the biggest sensation happened in Shanghai. Where, 1st division aspirants, signed another talent with a background from feeder club,

Shanghai Vikings – 2016/2017 Season

The 2016-2017 season was a roller coaster of mixed emotions for the Shanghai Vikings. The season started very well with a big and strong squad, which was also reflected in the league position after a few good victories in the

Full-back abolishes Press boycott

In shape-of-his-life full back Martin Lambastian has finally announced that he is ready to talk with the media again. “My client is yet again open to talk with the media. He has after a month-long coffee break decided to bury

Shanghai Vikings signs two-year sponsorship deal with Martin Bencher Group

Football’s most famous teams rely on rich sponsorships to pay for massive salaries for their primadonna players and few properties are more valuable than a team’s jersey and the name on the back, which in Shanghai is auctioned out at

Rotation player sold back to feeder club

Once thought to be a promising player but then failed to break into the starting 11 and finally ended up in a role as backup player only. Beijing Vikings confirmed the signing of Shanghai Vikings center back Lasse Møller who

Out of favor fullback boycotts the press

Recent weeks transfer rumors last week came to an end, as Shanghai Vikings presented Anders Friis Bruun as a new player after a well succeeded medical check. Speculations to the future of fullback Martin Lambertsen however have reached new heights

Frustrated Janus Olsen hailed by Coach Henrik

Coach Henrik lavished praise on Janus after Shanghai Vikings brushed aside Kangbei 2-0 at Waigaoqiao Sports Field on Saturday, despite the right wingers anger at being subbed. Janus scored the last goal for the Vikings on a day where the

Coach Henrik cools Lambertsen controversy

Shanghai Vikings Coach Henrik said he will keep any problems in-house after dismissing claims of a rift with right back. Lambertsen recently regained trust from Coach Henrik when he showed final commitment to represent Shanghai Vikings at VC17. Lambertsen was

Shanghai Vikings to blow transfer budget with BIG NAME signing

In these crazy times of Chinese football, with one transfer exceeding another there is one team who has been holding back. No big name signings has so far been announced for the Shanghai Vikings. However it is unthinkable that they

Shanghai Vikings boosting Press Corpse before yet another “unforgettable” season

After a few months off the media radar, Shanghai Vikings yet again has made the headlines of most International media sites. After a mediocre season where the team performed well in the SIFL League by only just missing promotion the Shanghai Vikings

Rumour confirmed – big club release clause triggered

The rumour concerning the Shanghai Vikings key player, now known only under the brand PR9, was confirmed in the early hours of yesterday. Singapore Vikings has triggered the big club release clause, which was included in PR9’s contract signed four

Post-VC2016 interview with Coach Henrik

“What can I say?”, Coach Henrik asked rhetorically and shrugged his shoulders. It was clear that this years Viking Cup had left a deep impression on the passionate Shanghai Vikings coach. “Last year I wrote up a small novel after

Terrible start for Shanghai Vikings leads to new rumours

Only after 1 point in the first three matches after the Christmas break Coach Henrik is under tremendous pressure. Once again rumours about his dedication to the team, or lack thereof, are starting to spread. Before the weekend game against Cosmos,

Coach Henrik’s absence from practice leads to rumour mongering

Recently Coach Henrik has been unusually quiet on the official Shanghai Viking WeChat forum. When he was nowhere to be seen during the Wednesday night practice the rumours about his absence started spreading. Some players speculated that Coach Henrik had

Viking Cup transfer conspiracy thwarted!

It has come to the attention of the Shanghai Vikings management that certain individuals from Beijing Vikings have been conspiring to bring back talents who, as a part of the unofficial feeder club agreement, and for their own good, were

Shanghai Vikings unveil their new Hummel kit for the 2015-16 SIFL season

Shanghai Vikings launched their brand new home kit for the 2015-16 SIFL season The club signed a new monster sponsorship deal with the global brand Big Bamboo Furthermore, multiple other famous sponsors feature on the new kit Kanchha Ghale and Anders Bruun feature prominently in

Feeder club in historically poor start

It has come to the attention of Shanghai Vikings management that its unofficial feeder club in Beijing, second tier club Beijing Vikings, has experienced a historically horrific start of the season in the IFFC (International Friendship Football Club). So far

Shanghai Vikings launches SVTV

After weeks of speculation the Shanghai Vikings is today launching its new in-house TV channel, SVTV. As a part of the SVTV launch the club decided, unlike many competing clubs, that the exclusive football TV-channel shall be available for fans across

Transfer window round up : Shock as Shanghai Vikings pick up feeder club talents

Shock waves went through the Football world yesterday evening when a proud Coach Henrik called in for a press conference with the promise of disruptive transfer news. In front of a broad spectrum of the global media Coach Henrik would

Shanghai Vikings ahead of the field in new sponsorship strategy

A sports bar, marine fuel, consulting, wine, recruitment, accounting, cheese balls, shipping, and brush sanding – nine things which may not help Shanghai Vikings on the football pitch, but are helping swell the club’s bank balance. While Coach Henriks team

Claus Boje awarded 2014/15 Viking of the Year award

After a magnificent season central defender Claus Boje wins the Viking of the Year award. The award recognises the best overall performance by an individual player through the season – both on and off the pitch. From day one after joining

Big Bamboo confirms extension of strategic sponsorship agreement

Shanghai Vikings are delighted to announce a continued sponsorship deal with Big Bamboo, probably the best sports bar in Shanghai. As part of the partnership with the club, Big Bamboo’s logo will appear on the new 2015-16 kit and all

Shanghai Vikings signs experienced player on free transfer

Shanghai Vikings have confirmed Dragos Olaru is joining them from Beijing Vikings as a free agent. The all-round utility player already impressed in Shanghai at training sessions with fast pace, passes, and several goals. The former Beijing Viking star players

Shanghai Vikings announces unoffical feeder club

During the summer break the Shanghai Vikings management worked relentlessly to strike an unofficial cooperation deal with second-tier team Beijing Vikings. The deal, which is open ended, will have Beijing Vikings work as a feeder team for Shanghai Vikings. Being

Coach admits massive blunder

It has come to my attention, that in my evaluation of Viking Cup I left out one of our bravest Vikings. For that of course I’m very very sorry and also quite surprised as to how on earth I could

Coach Henrik contemplating on Viking Cup

Last night Coach Henrik was spotted in Big Bamboo only accompanied by a glass of ice cold Carlsberg and a pen. He sat there and morosely contemplated the 26th Viking Cup in Ho Chi Minh and the performance of his beloved

Shocking News: Fede Pede Retires

Shanghai Viking legend Soren Pedersen, aka Fede Pede, revealed on Thursday that he retires from the team. It came as a major shock to everyone, best exemplified by the Main Viking’s written response to the matter: “Jezus Christ!”. Soren Pedersen, now

Coach Henrik hails “fantastic start” for new utility player

Shanghai Vikings find themselves in the midst of an impressive winning streak. Coach Henrik identifies strategic new signings as being the main reason for the recent success. Coach Henrik is also quick to mention that he was the master mind

Rasmus Højland checks into rehab

After Rasmus Højland made his 4th no-show within 1 year, a new Vikings record, Shanghai Vikings Coach Henrik arranged an intervention for Rasmus Højland in Big Bamboo over a beer and a few shots of jaeger. The night before Shanghai

Shanghai Vikings looking to beef up squad

Shanghai Vikings is in the market for quality players to play 11 a side football every week. The Vikings also have weekly practice on Wednesday evenings and participate in all SIFL Cup tournaments. Also, the Shanghai Vikings is infamous for its lively social

Midfielder Lennart Naesby receives offical warning for missing practice

Shanghai Viking Management issued an official warning to midfielder Lennart Naesby for missing multiple training sessions. Furthermore, Lennart so far also missed all of the SIFL 1st Division League matches of the 2014/15 season. However, no warning is issued for this

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