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A successful off-season sees Shanghai Vikings stronger than ever
The Shanghai Vikings have been busy during the transfer window and completed some fan-pleasing deals ahead of the Season Opening Tournament in two weeks. Good riddance! In what has been hailed as perhaps the most successful deal in the club’s…
Viking-derby coming up!
Forget about El Classico, Merseyside, Old Firm and Super Classico! Next weekend brings you perhaps the biggest derby in history when Shanghai Sexy Vikings host the game between them and Shanghai Vikings. For the first time since the Viking Cup…
Beijing Vikings in contractual misunderstanding!
Whether it’s a contractual misunderstanding from the Beijing Vikings senior management or just a young intern in their SoMe-department, either situations are unclear. Nevertheless, Beijing Vikings are jeopardizing their relations with their Mother Club, Shanghai Vikings. Based on the Beijing…
Shanghai Vikings allows feeder club to borrow injured player during VC!
Jeppe Carøe Andersen was just brought back to Shanghai after being rented out in late fall to Hornbæk SF, as he couldn’t make it on the first team in Shanghai Vikings. Now he seems to be on the train to…
Shanghai Vikings in sensational transfer ahead of Viking Cup
The former Nigerian national team defender, Taribo West, is back for his revenge after the tragic 1-4 defeat against Denmark. Shanghai Vikings set a new record for attendees at a press conference, as they were about to deliver some truly…
SVPD (Shanghai Vikings Police Department) to tighten their grip on team laws!
Earlier today SVPD announced that they will start enforcing their infamous laws again. Poor behaviour will be punished relentlessly by the new “good cop, bad cop” duo. It is not exactly clear what sort of behaviour has let the management…
Should Latino Luiz go to rehab?
Can Coach Henrik keep accepting that Latino Luiz doesn’t show up for games, while still being seen out partying multiple times? In a brand new survey, made by this media house in the Shanghai Vikings Ultras, 86% answered that they…
Match report: Shanghai Vikings Vs. Zhuoxuan
Shanghai Vikings vs. Zhuoxuan (2-1) It was a tremendous afternoon for the Vikings management team. After a long rebuilding phase for the Vikings from the ‘Little People’ up. The hard work and perseverance bore fruit with a deserved victory. Thanks…
Sensational Transfer Window for Shanghai Vikings!
The door was almost never closed, when there was a line for signing new contracts with Shanghai Vikings this summer. Coach Henrik, Captain Gustav and Shanghai Vikings Ultras never stopped celebrating. CFO Borys “Blackcat” Priadko on the other hand, had…
Match report: Shanghai Vikings Vs. Shanghai Japan FC
Amid speculation of a media war brewing within the Viking media department, the team met at new sponsor bar ‘Cotton’s’ and prepared to head to PuJersey for the first game of the season. Going into the game, the Vikings had…
Shanghai Vikings to give debut to at least 5 players in season opener.
Shanghai Vikings open the season against the disciplined Japanese and coach Henrik revealed that at least 5 new signings will get their debuts in the starting 11. The squad for the opening game contained some of the usual suspects –…
Shanghai Vikings signs historic sponsorship deal with ECCO
After tough negotiations between sponsorship mogul Gustav Warfving and ECCO representative Rasmus Kragh, the Danish shoe manufacture has decided to sign a historic sponsorship deal. After years of flirting with each other, it was a huge relief for Shanghai Vikings…
Transfer rumour: Swedish playboy seen in Helsingborg, Sweden.
With only 5 days until the transfer window closes, speculation has grown fast as the Swedish playboy Gustav Warfving posted a picture of him in an open top car. Gustav posted the picture on his Wechat moments – an app…
Shanghai Vikings Player with Alcohol struggles?
Already before the 17/18 season finished rumours started to spread about heavy alcohol intake from the German winger who was injured for the majority of last season. Coincidence? After a long season for the Shanghai Vikings in general, with very…
Denmark’s World Cup Shirts Finally Revealed
After people have held their collective breath for a long time, the official world cup shirt was revealed by the Latino fashion icon Luiz Loures. A huge press corpse, along with fashion icons of Shanghai, showed up to what have…
Denmark caught trying to “do a Qatar” only 2 weeks before the World Cup!
Shortly before the 7 a-side World Cup, Denmark has given passport to numerous football players from all over the world. Yesterday, when national coach Martin Lambertsen announced his squad for the upcoming World Cup, the list was mostly full of…
Coach Henrik’s post VC18 report
The 29th Viking Cup in Singapore was truly one to remember. Not so much because of the results on the pitch but mostly because of all the hilarious and stupid stuff that happened outside. The last couple of years we…
Elitist media once again proves their total lack of realism!
In the past few years we have seen how little value polls have in modern journalism. Brexit, Trump and now the polls regarding a HELMET. Meanwhile the ignorant media, completely out of touch with normal people, of Singapore was bashing…
Fashion bash on Shanghai Vikings
Only the girliest club in Asia can care more about fashion than football – so it’s no surprise that Singapore Vikings put up a vote regarding hats. (IT’S A F*****G HELMET) Classically, when people have nothing to say – they…
Private details from Shanghai Vikings players leaked
Only a short time after Sweden publically gave up on their American backed (some say pressured) mission of jailing whistleblower and sex pest Julian Assange attacks on the privacy of Shanghai Vikings players has occurred – coincidence…? It seemed to…
New player sent out on loan to feeder club.
Though Lars Algayer on deadline day signed a contract with Shanghai Vikings, he’s already on his way back to the feeder club. At least for a short while. In a press release from Shanghai Vikings you could read that it…
Where are the Shanghai Vikings?
Rumours have started to spread around Asia, as the Shanghai Vikings haven’t been seen at their training facilities for almost a month. Scouts from all the other Viking clubs in Asia and Copenhagen have, as preparation for the soon to…
Shanghai Vikings sign another talent from feeder club on deadline day.
On a day where Arsenal broke their own transfer record and the Danish Superliga could note down their largest transfer fee, the biggest sensation happened in Shanghai. Where, 1st division aspirants, signed another talent with a background from feeder club,…
Shanghai Vikings 2 –1 Reunited
On a rainy September day in Shanghai, the Vikings started their season. Being considered extreme underdogs, with bookmakers leaving them only a theoretical chance of getting even one point from the game, the world was up for a huge surprise.…
Shanghai Vikings – 2016/2017 Season
The 2016-2017 season was a roller coaster of mixed emotions for the Shanghai Vikings. The season started very well with a big and strong squad, which was also reflected in the league position after a few good victories in the…
Match Report: Longtang vs. Vikings
Vikings vs. LongTang FC It was a big weekend for the Vikings squad as they had 3 new debutantes ready to pop their Viking cherries. It was a ramshackle line-up but one with lots of potential and a big gamble…
Match Report: Longtang vs. Vikings
The weekend started well for the club as Friday night saw a consortium of Vikings win the lottery before then preceding to give the winnings straight to the club finances by arriving late for the bus. Generosity personified none more-so…
Full-back abolishes Press boycott
In shape-of-his-life full back Martin Lambastian has finally announced that he is ready to talk with the media again. “My client is yet again open to talk with the media. He has after a month-long coffee break decided to bury…
Match Report: Vikings vs. Voodoo Child
Drone strike ends in draw Voodoo Child gets draw against Shanghai Vikings in spite of newly purchased superstar and fraud accusations. Shanghai Vikings 2-2 Voodoo Child (0-2) 0-1 Coach Henrik own goal 0-2 Voodoo Child striker 1-2 Wale 2-2…
Match Report: Kangbei vs. Vikings
WALE SHOCKS CRITICS WITH FIRST GOAL FOR VIKINGS Followed by a return to his old ways with a classically missed penalty Kangbei 0-2 Vikings (0-2) 0-1 Adewale Olorunjueda Adebowale 0-2 Janus Olsen Yellow cards: Probably Jasper Coach: 90 minutes +…
Shanghai Vikings signs two-year sponsorship deal with Martin Bencher Group
Football’s most famous teams rely on rich sponsorships to pay for massive salaries for their primadonna players and few properties are more valuable than a team’s jersey and the name on the back, which in Shanghai is auctioned out at…
Rotation player sold back to feeder club
Once thought to be a promising player but then failed to break into the starting 11 and finally ended up in a role as backup player only. Beijing Vikings confirmed the signing of Shanghai Vikings center back Lasse Møller who…
Match Report: Vikings vs. Cosmos
Vikings 3-5 Cosmos (1-3) 0-1 Cosmos captain 1-1 Rasmus Tranberg 1-2 Jordan 1-3 Jordan 2-3 Gullak 2-4 Unknown Cosmos player 3-4 Saften 3-5 Unknown Cosmos player
Out of favor fullback boycotts the press
Recent weeks transfer rumors last week came to an end, as Shanghai Vikings presented Anders Friis Bruun as a new player after a well succeeded medical check. Speculations to the future of fullback Martin Lambertsen however have reached new heights…
Frustrated Janus Olsen hailed by Coach Henrik
Coach Henrik lavished praise on Janus after Shanghai Vikings brushed aside Kangbei 2-0 at Waigaoqiao Sports Field on Saturday, despite the right wingers anger at being subbed. Janus scored the last goal for the Vikings on a day where the…
Coach Henrik cools Lambertsen controversy
Shanghai Vikings Coach Henrik said he will keep any problems in-house after dismissing claims of a rift with right back. Lambertsen recently regained trust from Coach Henrik when he showed final commitment to represent Shanghai Vikings at VC17. Lambertsen was…
Shanghai Vikings to blow transfer budget with BIG NAME signing
In these crazy times of Chinese football, with one transfer exceeding another there is one team who has been holding back. No big name signings has so far been announced for the Shanghai Vikings. However it is unthinkable that they…
Match Report: Vikings vs. Happy FC
December 10th 2016 Vikings 5-1 Happy FC (2-0) 1-0 Jasper 2-0 Mikkel Lund 3-0 Stefan (Penalty) 4-0 Jonas 5-0 Bega 5-1 Unknown Happy player Yellow cards: Gumpi, Lambertsen, Janus, Jasper Red cards: Janus Another sunny day at the WGQ…
Match Report: Vikings vs. Tianfu
Vikings vs Tian Fu (1-2) – 10th of December 2016 This was a game that the Vikings walked into with maybe not as much respect for their opponents as they would normally carry, which would come back to haunt them. …
Match Report: Vikings vs. Azzurri
The Vikings were back in action this weekend for one of the wettest and coldest days of their campaign. This one was a Cup game so it was a must win in horrible conditions for both teams. The pitch…
Match Report: Shanghai Vikings vs Voodoo
In an exciting game where nothing much actually happened, the Vikings continued their current trend of having an inspiring defense and solid midfield only to flat line in front of goal. It seems the team have now fully adopted the…
Match Report: Shanghai Vikings vs Anzacs
In a game which, much to Casper Seegert’s dismay, only one team dominated the Vikings saw off an ageing Anzac team to a 1-0 victory. The game’s FIFA stats would look something like this: A generally solid performance…
Match Report: Shanghai Vikings vs Voodoo Child
The Vikings were back in action this weekend after a long break due to Golden Week. You could see a bit of rust built up which led to a labored albeit disciplined performance, to have them see off a closely…
Match Report: Shanghai Vikings vs KangBei
The Vikings season has kicked off with a well deserved win in their first test of the 16/17 contest. First half was a pile of shit with half the team looking still drunk from the night before but the Vikings turned the…
Pre-Season Tournament
Game 1 – Shooters Seniors 0-0 An enthusiastic and determined Viking squad took the field with all the confidence and braggadocio of a team that punched heavy last season to land #rd place in the SIFL league table. The Vikings…
Shanghai Vikings boosting Press Corpse before yet another “unforgettable” season
After a few months off the media radar, Shanghai Vikings yet again has made the headlines of most International media sites. After a mediocre season where the team performed well in the SIFL League by only just missing promotion the Shanghai Vikings…
Rumour confirmed – big club release clause triggered
The rumour concerning the Shanghai Vikings key player, now known only under the brand PR9, was confirmed in the early hours of yesterday. Singapore Vikings has triggered the big club release clause, which was included in PR9’s contract signed four…
Match Report: Shanghai Vikings vs Voodoo
Shanghai Vikings vs. Voodoo FC 2-4 (1-2) On a day wetter than Per and Rasmus’s hotel sheets at the Viking Cup. The team knew it was a game where grit and determination were more important than technical skill or the…
